Flesh and Blood: Angela Merkel kills Miranda Kerr over prestigious title, Helen Keller laments.
Of all the world power struggle there is perhaps none that has seen the level of bloodshed than between Miranda Kerr and Angela Merkel. Though conflicts in cat-fights reach back into antiquity, the development of modern media weapons, hair-pulling machinery, and multiple complexes crashing together has meant almost endless levels of violence and death throughout the continent. From Angela Merkel and her cleavage running rampant across the continent to the horrors of Miranda’s famous pout and backside, the world has been built on the back of female flesh showdowns.
As the instigators of the two most brutal conflicts in human history, history is defined by blood like no other struggle to be at the top of the Forbes list of most flesh exposed woman in the world, something many fear may never truly end.
Merkel’s success in that position, leading the country into one of the most responsive to sex in the media has once again landed. With a four reign on the list many across the continent are once again beginning to fear the rising power of Angela Merkel as an eminently powerful leader.
Miranda's got that very sweet side we've seen in Australia but, when you put her and Angela together, they bring out that murderous side in her. Vogue Australia editor-in-chief Kirstie Clements said the French shots perhaps indicated Kerr wanted to be taken seriously as a contender to the title given Merkel’s recent poll increase.
In the most revealing shot, a bleached-haired Kerr, 27, is almost unrecognisable as she holds a lit cigarette and bares her chest in a public bathroom. "It's a very bad influence on young girls who follow her lead. Miranda does it to attract attention. Sex sells, but it's ridiculous and she could decline what the client is asking for." Since Rolling Stone, the model has posed in increasingly provocative shoots, including wearing just a trilby hat for the 2010 Pirelli calendar.
Regarding the death of Miranda; the lessons of the Great Fight are key to humanity’s future. I see the furrow Angela left sown with the unshatterable seed of a new life for mankind, and cast deep below the rolling tides of storm and lightning, mighty crops for the ages to reap. Strike against all ordinances and laws and institutions that continue the slaughter the empowerment of women and the butcheries of female objectification. Strike against war, for without you no battles can be fought. Strike against depreciating yourself by parading your bodies and all other tools of murder to self worth. Strike against preparedness that means death and misery to millions of human being. Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction. Be heroes in an army of construction.
But the most important aspect of Miranda’s power was the kind of idolatry that surrounded her. That has proven true over and over again in retail and modelling dictatorships and likely will continue into the future. That kind of worship drowns out the reality of average female bodies and helps to usher in unadulterated power,” said Scrape TV Historical analyst Lars Luger. “It is very unlikely that we will see Merkel on the cover of Rolling Stone anytime soon but if we do then Europe and the world would be right in fearing impending doom. Even this seemingly small honour could extend into dangerous territory and potentially bring further destruction to the continent that has seen so much flesh already.”